Here are four basic wilderness survival skills for city dogs.
1. Find shelter
There is nothing like a good cool, shady spot under the trailer. What you don't see in the photo is the Grand Canyon we have dug under there. |
2. Find water
I don't care how much bottled water the bipeds drag around, any water you can find on your own always tastes sweeter. |
3. Find food
Now, seriously, we are actually not going to eat those sausages. We'll wait for our steak. |
4. Mark Your Territory
It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it. |
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